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Mar 07, 2024
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That ended quickly! Now we get to see what everyone’s really made of.

  • Nikki Haley is OUT! (Has not endorsed Donald Trump—yet.)

  • Mitch McConnell is OUT! (Endorsed Donald Trump as quickly as possible after Super Tuesday.)

  • Dean Phillips is OUT! (Endorsed Joe Biden.)

  • Kyrsten Sinema is OUT! (Essentially said the people of America are too sucky and partisan to deserve/want her as their representative.)

  • Marianne Williamson is…I guess still in, technically, hoovering up a solid minority of the wu wu vote.

  • Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., is IN…a lot of friendships with sex predators, apparently?

  • It’s close enough to a real head-to-head race now for everyone to stop pretending there’s a real primary going on, or that the election isn’t a zero-sum binary, and show what they’re truly made of. For instance…

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